Mastodon a franchi les 2 millions d'abonnés !

If you think it’s horrible one billionaire bought up the public square and killed it, wait until you find out why your city doesn’t have a trolley system

I can't help but notice many toots from helpful newbies encouraging you to support the Mastodon Patreon.

It's fine to do that but understand it goes to just two big instances and the official Mastodon dev team.

It does NOT trickle down to YOUR instance. If you want to support your server, donate to it directly. Nearly all the costs of the explosive growth of the past few weeks is borne by local instances.

Mastodon is decentralized. There is no Mastodon Inc. This is not Twitter.

I’ll also say this gently but firmly:

Just because you don’t “get” how a federated network works or don’t see this as a “just add water” replacement for the birdsite doesn’t mean it doesn’t have merit and value in itself, including to the community who was here long before the mass influx.

Maybe take a few moments to learn and absorb before expecting it all to bend to your will.

What's it with people reporting every single person they dont like.. :amaze:

Please, stop with that.

This is not #Twitter. Please use features like mute or block if you don't like people but stop reporting otherwise I'll start banning people who keep reporting for nothing :blobhammer:

I'm trying to keep things running with so many new people and it's such a waste of time to hear whatever you don't like

Otherwise go waste Elon's time, not mine

The new hellsite rival has been decided. Our newest enemy is everyone! That's right, everyone! Especially you!

omg 500 characters AND we can thread our nonsense

standby for a TL takeover

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ok ça tombe bien : time to chouine

banque qui n'augmente pas le plafond CB

dépenses ++ (aka la raison pour laquelle je voulais augmenter le plafond)

carte HS

échec de mes abonnements un peu partout, notamment logiciel comptable

non-paiement TVA

team clio_rouge sur le dos

amendes

BANDE DE SALAUDS DE BANQUIERS INCOMPETENTS

voilà c'était mon premier ouinouin mastodon

- Allô chérie j'suis devant
- Ok j'arrive
- Tu peux pas me rater j'suis en limousine limousine
- En limousine tu veux dire ?
- Non non

anyone know why i get a 401 access token error when trying to attach images to tweets? from clipboard / saved locally, through opera or chrome. An irritating start.

ok so my 2017 mastodon account has gone because the "independent French instance" is now a Cambodian slot machine website

so this is mastodon 2.0 for me, let's goooooo

Mastodon - Parti Pirate

Instance officielle du Parti Pirate Français. CW : Contenus éminemment politiques. / French Pirate Party official server. CW : Firstly Political Contents.